“She got all the questions and her answers from her bluetooth earrings”

Didn’t want to do another impromptu concert?

“I didn’t think the leopards would eat my face!”

Only 95%? You gotta pump those numbers up to 99%, those are rookie numbers.

Peter Thiel or the Heritage Foundation, probably

In a sane world, it would literally be a different race, Trump wouldn’t be the candidate

Trick question, Satan is freedom, can’t tell me what fruit not to eat!

Five golden toilets

Four perfect calls

Three hench men

Two impeachments

And a falsehood in every sentence

Weirdly channel pages don’t seem to have that About tab for me, had to click More… on the channel description to get a popup thing where you could then share the channel and get Channel ID as described in your steps

Unfortunately the people who need to hear this will automatically dismiss it because NYT

wtaf

They’re working towards making that a mandatory policy too

“Bias favoring me, not favoring thee”

That does sound pretty sick, it’s nice to hear something good about '24 edition for once

And then running away like the coward that he is

Yeah, but it’s not like the GOP would knowingly and repeatedly lie to advance their own causes. Wait, I’m being handed a note, hold on.

Mmhmm, I see.

So, it seems that is, in fact, pretty much their entire playbook. Sorry for the mistake.

He’s an admitted, unashamed liar. Don’t even give him the time of day.

“So it’s agreed, we’re all parts of the shire of the place of yew trees”

North: aye

South: sure

West: sounds good

East: but what if we tried to be more precise (accuracy be damned apparently)

…

West: you’ve been hanging out with the boob hill people, haven’t you?

I’m still holding out hope for taco trucks on every corner

It’s the opposite side of the coin of them taking credit for infrastructure improvements in their districts when they voted against that bill

If so then he would be wildly exaggerating the amount of motion necessary. More likely the handies he gives to Putin.