I wish computers could calculate infinity

Intellisense commands you to fix your method

Wtf

“Oh I fixed your code because you did it wrong”

Later:

“Hey the application no longer compiles, I re-wrote a huge chunk of your code and now I don’t know whats wrong”

Scrum Lord has a air of royalty to it aswel

I got told the difference between a software developer and an engineer is that an engineer factors in a products lifecycle and scalability and communicates this to their team and client

Someone who has tiny fingers

Quick roll back the transaction

Integers have fallen billions must use long float

what if i add more =

In Australia it shows the help is available for everyone but useing a VPN that’s in America it only triggers if a man is beating a woman

It’s easier to code in python one handed then it is codeing in C

Working in a startup is truly an experience

Never trust autosave. Everything from notepad to Visual Studio gets the Ctrl+S treatment when something is updated.

The worst is when some mfr pushes code that doesn’t compile so when you get latest the whole build is broken

This is what I imagine serialisation does to a mono behaviour

DONT FORGET TO SUBTRACT THE WEIGHT OF THE BEAKER

No, Linux (especially arch Linux) is the far superior operating system where the only limit is skill and knowledge.

Windows has fallen billions must use Android and IOS