I mean I get it’s a joke in the case of this X-ray, but maybe you SHOULD lose some weight, quit smoking, drink less, and check if you’re pregnant? Your body is your temple but we don’t have to be that literal about it.

You will definitely get food poisoning if you eat a 45 year old sandwich.

That’s sweet and all…

Get over to the right bro. Yes people drive dangerously. Yes there are improvements everyone can make.

GET OVER.

If you are in the left lane and you are not passing, you are a full-to-the-top absolute shitwagon. These are the rules.

People like you act like calling out downvotes immediately invalidates any reason someone might disagree with you. Unfortunately for you, you are not the arbiter of social opinions.

Cool. That’s all I need to read to know whatever follows isn’t worth it.

“what you all sound like”

* Equates AI to slave trade and child labor. *

There’s something funky here pot and kettle wise, because “AI is here to stay” and “oH my GaaahhhwwD it’s an AI sLOP” are two sides of the same annoying coin.

Leave your fragile downvotes from both camps wherever there is space and chill out already.

The real pro tips are always in the comments.

Totally agree.

That said, vote in the general no matter what. If you find voting for a milquetoast Dem unpalatable, which is totally reasonable, consider vote swapping with someone in a safe blue state.

Indian Jeff Goldblum

DoYOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!

I live in a giant bucket.

I can only remember hearing that once as a child.

It was in the context of “If you don’t give me XXX or do YYY I’ll just call the police / CPS and have them come take me away!” when I was maybe 8 years old.

I don’t know which of us said it, but dad’s response was something like “Well ok, you do what you have to do, but just remember all your stuff–your toys, your clothes, your video games–that’s here was bought for my kids with my money and so it stays here. And you still have to deal with me and the house rules for as long as it takes them to get here.”

Needless to say, no agency was ever called (and never needed calling in the first place).

I also can’t conceive of a circumstance to assert property rights over my kids’ stuff in my day to day life. Like, what, give me your tablet because I’m bored and it’s actually mine? Sounds pretty juvenile.

Ah got it. The family made sense but friends were confusing me: the “they” refers to your spouse, not the friends in question.

Weddings and funerals.

Why are you doubling the second time? Are you suggesting that you need to invite +1 guests for the friends of your friends for some reason?

Edit:

Aha. “They” is the future spouse not the friends you’re talking about. Duh.

Peanut butter, huh? That’s a new one

Your tongue doesn’t quite fit between your teeth.

That’s some barely legal weird. But make no mistake that, legal or not, it’s pretty fucking weird.

His hair is so angular…

Is that black Powerline?

If I snore my wife pokes me and asks to roll over, then she goes back to sleep and so do I. She doesn’t usually snore, but I generslly fall asleep faster anyway.