They say an artist has truly succeeded when they’ve brought their audience to tears. Probably why you shouldn’t date 'em.

150k?! They smokin’ that good shit. Wouldn’t spend 50k on one.

I do miss the old internet where most people were smart enough to not use their real name and to not take people too seriously.

Kevin Spacey. Because the people that accuse him of raping them keep committing suicide right before trial. And then he released that creepy video of himself sitting in front of a fireplace talking about “killing them with kindness”. I’ve refused to watch anything with him in it since I found out.

I’d be much more likely to give money to someone trying to sell something or offering a service. They don’t even try anymore. Miss the old gas can routine.

Sounds like the kind of place I’d bring my family to.

He’s smiling because she doesn’t spit.

Stun gun or taser? If it shoots barbed electrodes, it might be worth carrying. If it doesn’t, you’re much better off with pepper spray or a knife. Both will have longer lasting effects.

I got it! We’re within a simulation of the innards of a black hole. And that is the first time I’ve used the word “innards”. Lol

Wait… Are we simulating black holes yet?

It’s just black holes all the way down.

Aren’t they the cutest nightmares you’ve ever seen?

I’ll never forget walking through my grandfathers yard and noticing that with every step I took, I’d see a few dart away from me. Only saw them when they were crossing the tops of flat clove leaves in the grass. Wouldn’t have known they were there, otherwise. They were everywhere, out there. Every square foot of grass. Was curious enough to find out what they were and much to my relief, mostly harmless. Still, tresspassers caught inside, get the death penalty.

I’ve crawled under nearly a thousand houses since then and never got bit, despite undoubtedly being covered by different kinds. Still panic if I catch em on me, but I know I don’t have much to worry about here in the PNW. The coast and valley are pretty safe. Rattlers and widows are more common east of the valley.

Anybody still have the unredacted pdf of the little black book? I know it exists.

I finish it every time I start it. I’m trying to find meaning behind that fact.

I disagree. Evolution would accelerate if everyone had a gun. Also, the kernel has grown out of control. OpenBSD for the win!