I am a plastic digesting mega organism apparently!

We must move forward, not backward, upward, not forward, and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!

It generates the blurst of code!

“Don’t cry, you can run bash on Windows 10 now”… pure awesomeness! Haha

Well maybe if she had shown more interest in his pull requests, he wouldn’t be off forking other repos!

This is one of the most educational and entertaining reads on the internet, if you are into that kind of thing:

https://github.com/denysdovhan/wtfjs

What did I just watch? And why do I feel like I need it in my life??

If the stats are accurate then this is not necessarily due to people being unhappy and leaving as both comments and posts are still stable - indicating that the lower active count are lurkers, duplicates or otherwise non engaging accounts.

https://lemmy.fediverse.observer/stats

That said, you can come up with statistics to prove anything! Forfty percent of all people know that.

If my router drops packets on the rug, should I rub their WAN port in it?

I don’t think there is a single right or wrong answer but to play devils advocate making your CI tooling lightweight orchestration for your scripts that do the majority of the work means you lose the advantages of being able to easily add in third party tools that you want to integrate with your pipeline (quality, security, testing, reporting, auditing, artefact management, alerting, etc). It becomes more complex the more pipelines you are creating while maintaining a consistent set of tooling integrations.

Why waste time with CI when you can save on thousands of dev hours by limiting yourself to only one giant fuck off release every year!

/Taps forehead so hard it causes brain damage

They played the long game.

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What the hell? This guy just copied my website!

I once worked with a senior dev who wrote all his array iteration for loops with no condition e.g “for int i = 0 ;; i++” and added an “if i == array.length then break” type condition to the end of every block… And he genuinely didn’t see this as a problem at all.

Enable “Show whitespace characters” master race!