What… the fuck did I just watch?! Lol

You could always highlight the more interesting stories, like the one where Lot gave an angry unruly mob his virgin daughters to rape, because he couldn’t bear the thought of two strange men having to fight off that crowd. Or the verse about “blessed is he who dashes the little ones heads on the rocks” or whatever it is. Or write a disclaimer in the front, reminding readers to not take anything written inside seriously, and to think critically while reading.