Well I’m not American and not any kind of political expert so take it with a pinch of salt. My suspicion is that the republicans put their fat greasy fingers on the scales to ensure victory. That’s certainly what it looks like from the outside. Everyone knew Dunlop turnip was going to win weeks in advance. Tim Cook et al meeting with him to discuss tariffs, Bezos trying to quash the Harris endorsement. The fix was in. Musk is literally a conman with a hotline to the worlds least surprising piss enthusiast Vladimir illych putin. It was cooked. Good and proper, top to bottom. Also election predictions guy put his reputation on the line to say Harris would win, and the only other time he’s been wrong is 2000 - less said the better. It’ll all come out.

Man this election was so cooked it came with a side of fries and two sachets of ketchup fml

Confirmed I knew a man who worked doing advanced particle research at cern but who also voted for the Tory party. In the words of a wise man, ‘that’s the dumbest smart guy I know’. People are retarded and it’s extremely annoying.

Absolutely railed

Just 3%

It’s the compatibility with a partner imo, the match is everything - the technical details are mostly irrelevant once events take place

In that case The King (me) has decided to ban media, and replace it with something less annoying.

The man is one million years old

Jeff Bezos fat confirmed, big whether true or not haha

🤔 📋 ✍️

Conan, what is best in life?

Was this meme made by acolytes of the radiant orange god what the fuck man

Gotta get Isma’s tear first it’s crucial for the run bro

• runs on a platform of eating face and huffing blow
• proceeds to eat face and huff a butt load of blow
• surprise

Ocelot?

Talking of going away, ted cruise is already en route to cancun as we speak

Jumping spiders are so charismatic, at all ages

Relax I’ll call the plumber

Ain’t nothin’ less conservative than a Conservative

Traditional greeting