This is me when I bite into a piece of candy expecting lime, then it’s nasty green apple.

Thank the gods that Skittles finally came to their senses and went back to the original flavors.

I bought a PS5 just to play the God of War sequel over a year ago.

I still haven’t played it beyond the first hour or so.

Or you make plans and you’re all excited and then the day comes and you’d rather do anything else.

I know exactly where two of these are in my desk.

You know, just in case.