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The Trump White House will advise all U.S​. water systems to remove fluoride from public water.

Municipalities will advise the Trump White House that they will not listen to a man who had his brain eaten by worms

Ahh, the good old days when Trump said ‘let states decide’ and they decided to ignore his profoundly idiotic ass

Nah, I’d rather leave everyone in suspense

I’d rather sprinkle a box of finishing nails on a golf course and say “oops”

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Trump’s bibles, shoes, watches, etc= China

Trump= Russia

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Naw, that was just a rumor. She had cancer or a tumor and they were fighting over divorce but the papers were served months ago, and she wasn’t on her deathbed.

But, he divorced her, got married again, cheated on #2 while in the midst of the Clinton scandal (talk about family values!), divorced her, got married a third time, and that’s when I quit paying attention to this dude. Dunno if he’s on #4 yet or what.

Needless to say, this dude gives relationship advice like a 6 year old gives tips on replacing a timing belt.

Like, if someone’s spouse is made to be uncomfortable talking about something sensitive to the point that go all sneaky about it, who they voted for is not the problem at all. These guys can’t see the forest for the trees, no wonder they can’t just form a solid lasting relationship

We call this sort of thing ‘foreshadowing’, Tucker. It’s never too late to distance yourself from the covetous bible salesman

Occam’s Razor? Naw, it’s gotta be Occam’s Jewish Space Laser.

You actually don’t become a former gifted child, you become a gifted adult. Feeling things with intensity set to 11, perceiving little nuances that make people unsettled, shit’s rough. And then you turn 37 and realize you don’t owe shit to anyone and you’re finally freed. You aren’t some marionette built to do tricks to show how smart you are. But people still think you’re weird as fuck because you still figured out and finessed the game and you work in a warehouse and have 4 houses or something dumb like that. But you’re finally at peace and you can do anything from hanging drywall to modyfing a BIOS and you just quit trying to showcase it

I get what you’re saying, but an intentional attack on the electoral process is an intentional attack on the United States Constitution and all that it encompasses. It’s only two ballots but it’s the voices of two people, and there are senate and congressional seats up for grabs. Furthermore, it emboldens others.

$500 bail is a couple million short imo. Do not give a mouse a cookie when it comes to our liberties. Squash the mouse

Edit: I’m also not any sort of hardass… But looking at this relative to other transgressions, it should be right up there with murder. Impeding on a country’s ability to self-govern is really really serious shit regardless of citizenship status (being a US citizen should not make it any less egregious), and it’s all getting normalized

It’s the trolley problem:

You have Gaza on one set of tracks

On the other, you have Gaza, Ukraine, and potentially a whole lot of other stuff including anyone that’s ever registered Democrat (they’ll be able to pry voter registrations and if they do make good on building big-ass detention facilities one doesn’t need to be all that creative to imagine what they might eventually use them for)

I don’t really wanna know what’s on that other set of tracks

I forgot I can’t use words they use in proper context. They’re cucks. They’re weak, sycophantic losers that fetishize their own disparagement. Boo hoo. Go read a book, preferably a thesaurus

I think it’s weird that most of his other base are basically cucks in this regard. “I don’t care about you, I need your votes” and they eat it right up, can’t get enought of the alienation. But he’s picked up some bad habits due to it

It’d be funny for NYT to actually call him racist, get sued for libel, and then NYT dumps 3 printer paper cartons of him doing overtly racist things on their doorstep during discovery. “Here’s what we’re bringing to court, see you next Tuesday”