Facts don’t matter to that crowd anyway

Individual samples and UV lights, though often there was a rock where multiple people would lick it. People probably don’t get sick from that often.

Geology degree here - you identify some rocks by licking them. Licking most rocks will give you no information. But in a final, honestly, nobody would bat an eye if you licked all of them, just in case.

This is just an datum point

Also a great slogan for D&D groups

If this meme were a meme I’d be that guy taking the bong rip

Sure, but for every story about a selkie that wants to drag you underwater and drown you, there are several more about gnomes that want to hide your shoes or fairy people that would trap you in a 100-year party.

At the same time, old folk tales portray these creatures as wild and powerful. Generally not malevolent (certainly not godly), but not something you should mess with.

But I agree it’s the new spooky supernatural go-to. Goblincore is the new zeitgeist and I’m here for it!

The meme is that there is no meme, and the picture is just doctored - the sun doesn’t follow that pattern at all…

Sure, but wasps made a nest right by our front door, and have the audacity to sting me when I simply walked outside. Maybe not assholes on purpose, but they deserved what they got.

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Believe it or not, jail

I’d condense the whole post down to:

The universe is an ongoing explosion. Sometimes the exploded dust becomes haunted.

That’s us.

Hey you know what solves this? Ranked choice voting~

Does “The Last Of Us” count here?

David getting mad in the last panel isn’t lore accurate

We’re going to see Kamala twerk aren’t we

Agonizing over the choice of two trash chocolate bars

Indie space is probably your best bet here. Zelda team looks to want to innovative on the formula rather than rehash/perfect.