The man with literal worm-on-the-brain is going to be in charge of women’s bodies. I mean, of course! This timeline is really turning out to be worse than any “alternate universe” episodes of most sci-fi shows.

Dude, even small dogs can hog some serious space. 4 dogs? I’m surprised there’s any room left for the fucker and his wife. He probably got scratches falling out of bed.

This is more of a “you never go full retard” moment

This irritates me because it means 1 thing: another excuse for them to jack up toll rates.

You’d think think toll rates would be tied to maintenance costs after it pays for it’s construction, right? Nah, not here. It’s a forever well of money for someone (and not to us tax payers). Don’t drive on it you say? The number of toll roads in North Texas is now so high, you may have a 10 mile radius to the closest interstate.

It makes me sad that we’re still this dumb.

If the shit fits…

If you think the ground game is fake, wait until you get a load of the guy running the entire show!

There are fine people on both sides of that locker room

He should have continued with a “you people” comment so he could seal the deal.

That’s great the prices aren’t going up more. Now go get all of these companies that are price gouging. It’s good to protect people from it during natural disasters but unfortunate the government didn’t consider COVID a natural disaster.

Come on Mara Lago!!! Oh, sorry, are we not supposed to cheer?

I’m surprised he didn’t autograph the tombstone. I’m sure the family would want him to.

I’m gonna go out on a limb and say she has daddy issues.

I bet they’re helping they choose candidates too, but let’s not talk about that.

And shit

Always a seal. What about the mighty walrus? I’m sure he could keep it safe!

This guy’s past is just the gift that keeps on giving. It’s almost like the people that vetted him were…perhaps less than competent?

As a kid, that was easily one of the scariest movies I ran across.

That’s just too bad.

Ooooooh, 3 whole months. WTG Mikey. Perhaps you should also eat 1/4 of your food and sleep 2 hours a night.