Who would have guessed there’d be actual evidence that brain damage makes you more Republican.

Wow, come on, who would really think that?

3% is far too low.

TLD is just another DNS layer, try an SOA or NS lookup for “com.” those are obviously hosted somewhere. Hell the “.” at the end is even another layer with the root nameservers. You’d probably trip up a bunch of systems that filter on common convention rather than the actual RFC, but you could do it.