TruthAintEasy

YOU “Can I tell you a joke?”

FUTURE SOUL MATE “Ya”

YOU “Ok, gimme your hand”

Takes hand and traces the heartline of FSM hand

YOU “This is a river”

FSM “Ok”

Touch your finger tip on one side of the heart line

YOU “This is a rabbit, do you know how he can cross the river?”

FSM “How?”

YOU “Haha I dont know, I just wanted to hold your hand!”

The secret is to not care if they reject you. The nonchalance is the secret sause. But, always be respectfull, and kind.

I love your username, Dr_Satan

Im going to avoid saying that in the future, lesson learned

I was using our social construct of race as a (bad) metaphore for species selection when deciding how much to support other trees. But now a second person is digging at it, thats a sign for me to discard that descriptor in future conversations. And only plant semen for me please.

I can get behind that

Would speciest have suited you better? Obviously trees dont know about our social construct of race

Thank you for taking the time to write such an informed response :)

I personaly belive their ‘thought proccess’ as limited as it is functions via the movement and increase/decrease of hormones. I think this because of how you can make marijuana plants do different things by adjusting their light cycles and ambient temperatures, or just blowing an oscillating fan over them and trimming them a certain way. That is just my uneducated guess

I definetly dont think trees are holding debate forums lol

Dont tell the vegetarians I guess

To be honest, it kind of makes me sad. Is the fresh totatoe I eat alive when I bite it?

This is why when people laugh at me for saying things like trees have concsiousness, and are kinda racist, I dont care. Science needs to catch up to intuition sometimes and Im not good at math so Im not going to be able to prove that tree’s have a rudimentary form of cognition and intention.

Anyways, someone else already proved trees make decisions, cant remember where I read it but a big oak will feed baby oaks via root contact, and will feed certain other trees too, but not as much, because it favours its own species.

Sorry, Im on mobile, so I dont intend to post much… I’ll take it down…

Just name the kid Basic, hardly worse than the Trahgedhieghs running around today

He does, nothing but propain conspiracies all day long, and a too hot wife