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An Mastodon post by BasicAppleGuy @[email protected] reading “Using the iPhone 15 Pro as Apple intended…”

Attached to the post is an image of an iPhone 15 Pro with a Lightning to USB cable connecting it to an Apple Magic Mouse.

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A six-panel comic.

The first panel shows a white-skinned man and his son entering a barbershop where a black-skinned man is shaving the head of his black-skinned patron.

The second panel shows the barber asking the man “Uh… can I help you?” In response, the man hands the barber a piece of paper.

The third panel shows a close-up of the piece of paper with text reading “Hello, I understand this is strange, but my son is autistic & his hyperfixation is black barbershops. It’s his dream to get his hair cut in one.”

The fourth panel shows the barber looking at the child who’s excitedly saying "I see you’re using Wahl clippers. That is so cool! my personal favorite is the five - " (the rest is obscured behind the child).

The fifth panel shows the face of the smiling barber as the child continues his infodump saying “The Senior clipper is the best con- [obscured] -ut the baldi- [obscured] -ipper [obscured] -an on- [obscured] used for [obscured]”.

The final panel shows the barber shaving the child’s hair as he sits quietly in the barber chair, while his father hugs another black-skinned man in the background and says “Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.”

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A screenshot from the setup of the Remind mobile application with an image of a calendar and the text

"What is your birthday?

This will stay private to you and will help keep Remind safe

Birthday

DD/MM/YYYY"

Followed by a text field that has been filled out with the date “17 / 02 / 2008”.

Below the text field is the red error text reading “Please enter a valid date”

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Four eBay listings for Motorola MA1 Wireless Auto Car Adapters.

The first listing is for a pre-owned Motorola MA1 Wireless Car Adapter for Android Auto by seller garyinok11. The image shows the adapter partially resting atop its manual. The listing is priced at $95, +$12.25 shipping.

The second listing is for a brand new Motorola MA1 Wireless Android Auto Car Adapter NEWSEALEDSHIPS TODAY by seller jotam-25. The image appears to be a stock photo of the adapter. The listing is priced at $189 or best offer, with free shipping.

The third listing is for a brand new NEW Motorola MA1 Wireless Android Auto Car Adapter USB Bluetooth FAST SHIPPING by seller beautysupplyoutlet88. The image shows the box for the adapter. The listing is priced at $189.95, with free shipping.

The last listing is for a brand new Motorola MA1 Wireless Android Auto Car Adapter Dongle - FREE Shipping ! NEW by seller ausgoods1. The image is the same stock image as the second listing. The listing is priced at $127 with free shipping from Australia.

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A line drawing of a woman, hands clasped over her chest, with three speech bubbles around her head. From left to right, the speech bubbles read:

"I love routine.

Until I’m bored, then I love excitement.

Until I’m overwhelmed, then I love routine."

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Hello Android 009.

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A photo of a Spotify Car Thing with the text displaying on the screen under the Spotify logo: “Need a Premium account To use Car Thing you need to be logged in to a Spotify Premium or Premium Family account on your phone.”

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Hm, I guess I assumed based on the style. It’s an edit? I’m not really sure what to call it then. I’ve edited my post but if you have any suggestions please let me know.

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A photo of Kermit the Frog from the Muppets sitting at a desk with his feet up, looking at a mobile phone he’s holding in his right hand, with the caption: Me waiting for my phone to stop ringing because I don’t use it for that

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A one-panel XKCD-style comic with the title “The Self-Hoster” One character is seated at a computer, talking to a second character standing behind their chair. Character one says: “It took all weekend, but now that I have a Mastodon instance running in Docker behind a reverse proxy with cloud-provided media storage, I can enjoy interacting with a federated network of other users without compromising on privacy or content moderation.” Character two replies: “Cool, what kinds of topics does your network discuss?” Character one replies: “Our experiences self-hosting Mastodon instances, mostly.”

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I’d rather call it something else (I’m enjoying Xitter, pronounced Shitter), but for the purpose of ease of use I transcribe it as X/Twitter so as to hopefully confuse people as little as possible.

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X/Twitter post by user merlot mami @KendrasUsername reading: It’s our hilarious interns last day. He’s autistic and a super straight shooter. My VP asked him in front of everyone on his way out “you gonna miss this place & the people at all?” and he said “Um…no” and walked out.

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Mostly I’ve seen it in the text part of the post as part or all of the description/text.

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The Windows 11 Set Up Wizard with the following text: Let’s finish setting up your PC Your PC needs to be backed up and connected to a few more Microsoft services to help you work more easily and securely across all your devices. Back up your files with OneDrive cloud storage Have peace of mind knowing they’re backed up and available across your devices. Enhance your web browsing experience Restore Microsoft recommended browser settings. Achieve more with a Microsoft 365 subscription Get premium Microsoft 365 apps, 1 TB of cloud storage to back up files and photos, and more. Back up your phone to your PC Access your phone’s photos, texts, and more, right on your PC. Sign in quickly with Windows Hello Securely unlock your device with a touch or a smile. Below are the buttons Remind me in 3 days and Continue

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Post by user bophia: Daily affirmations for tesla owners: your car is ugly as hell and everyone hates you

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An image of a man appearing to scold an internet router with the text “502 Bad Gateway” above it.

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Picture of Oliver Anthony singing with the caption above: “When the government gives more of your tax money to corporations but you’re mad someone used EBT to buy snacks”

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