I’m hopeful, but not as optimistic as you. Vote, get your friends to vote, and convince your friends to get their friends to vote.

From the article: “Experts have warned against over-interpreting early polling data, as the subsamples of those who say they have already submitted their ballot have larger margins of error.”

Sat on it for too long, now there’s a stain

But a mistress that he’s trying to cover up? That’s plausible.

Cards against humanity has a sticker for that

He probably is charging the secret service for use of that truck.

But he has to show up, that’s like worse than prison

Cousin? Feels like they were describing the guy as balding and one of their guys in the back said:“it’s just short” trying to defend themselves. (This is how that line felt, and I thought it something from an 80s cop comedy)

water, Earth, fire, and wind hurricanes are nothing compared to heart hurricanes.

How many of those are lying about lying?

I assumed Uncle Bob was pro Palestine over all other metrics and was voting 3rd party.

Some likely don’t want retribution from their far right family members, others didn’t want to talk politics with Uncle Bob, who will talk and talk forever if you don’t agree with him, others want to mess with the polls.

THE CARAVANS ARE BACK!!! (Rare sighting, they only show up every 4 years)

Sounds like it’s about 475 counts of election interference

Well, that diaper is a crime. He must be using that as part of the statistic.

If it was 2000 and 2016 I’d be more concerned

I hear there’s oil over there also!

While complaining that NYC is just littered with piss bottles

Like an onion, you peel it back and it’s still onion. It’s lies through and through

Poor Madison. His parents Mr and Mrs Square Garden may never recover from this humiliation.

Poor couch got shot in the face while hunting