Neither is gravity. What’s your fucking point?

Gimmie a couple more stomach chambers and I will.

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You’d die before visiting all the beaches because sharks and irukandji will kill you in the first few. Failing that, the drop bears will get you in between beaches.

They probably could have determined this without beheading the poor critter.

Lmao, remember that revived 80’s douchbag business man on star trek TNG?

Quart of vodka my ass! We call that “breakfast”

Shame you didn’t learn some basic life skills along with your vaunted education.

Practice.

CAIMAN! Ffs, its not an island.

Thank you. Censorship is for the weak.

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Yeah, knives are pretty good at cutting things.

Destroyed? As in slaughtered for no reason, none. If we’re talking about how many died to feed my family and neighbors and friends; several hundred. And I continue to do so to this day. If you don’t like that, I don’t care.

I raise chickens. I adore the little critters, but if they were 20’ high they would gleefully destroy us all. Their personality is like a cat on meth.

I thought it was just me! The fuckers have literally been filling my voicemail to the max and I have to delete it all every day.

Or one could just rip that shit off because one thought it was a shitty manufacturing error.

Oooohhh! “Bitch.” Wow. Truly the most vicious of insults.

Every chicken is some other chickens kid, and I eat the fuck out of 'em.

That’s alright. I’ve already taught my kid how to pirate anything she wants.