I mean, if it WAS a speaker?

The Only Thing They Fear Is You.

You forgot to roll for initiative!

She’s got a point

That’s be like sticking a burnt sausage into a food disposal and would probably sound similar, too.

I’m pretty sure this is how the junkies in my town reproduce.

Outside of North America 😳

I had a VERY close call against a cow once. Never seen a coyote, so I can’t really compare.

It’s actually kind of impressive that even though this post is 2 hours old, we’ve both gone on and posted different versions of the same meme at the exact same time.

HOW ARE YOU PSYCHIC?

So many gamed

Metroid Pinball 99 anyone?

And it’s still fucking awesome.

I laugh every time I see this one.

DOGGO

Last Christmas before Switch 2.

It’s true. I was nearly killed by a cow. Turned my car into a convertible and missed my head by millimetres.

The black book gives life, the gold book takes it away.

I DON’T KNOW THIS SYMBOL! IT’S… A BIRD…?

I’m on two hours sleep and zero litres of coffee. It’s late afternoon and my brain hurts

Shit like this is why I refuse to have a printer in my house. Between the exorbitant prices for fucking INK, the suspense of “will it actually work?” each time I print something, and the printer itself usually sounding like two geriatric robots fucking, I don’t need that kind of negativity in my life.

I am catsitting for my gf so my gaming PC isn’t close. Luckily I have a Switch with TotK on it! As soon as I get home on Monday I’m firing up that Quake 2 Remaster.

You can say “fuck” on the internet.