At first, I was mad. Then the slow, sad realization that you’re more right than not…

I don’t know why you’re getting downvoted. There’s too many people out there posting shit like this for real.

No. Malort is it’s own experience. That you can still taste three days l later.

It’s primary use is for Chicago locals to weed or the tourists

I like the idea of making cops carry insurance. Too many incidents and their premiums go up or they get dropped. This also pushes the costs off of the taxpayers when these incidents happen.

I’m sure there are issues with this approach though