Bummer for Signal employees

Crimes against persons/police officers were also pardoned

Too bad court orders cant be enforced

Leopards would never eat a judge’s face.

Shit up about the eggs!

Risking? Wtf

Back when my cat was alive I got occasional reports that he would enter various other houses nearby and meow by the fridge until he was given a cold cut.

Young kirk is played by AI

Thanks Obama.

But all females have been deleted from nasa

Moonshine

Besides the obvious

Confirmed, am moron.

Looking at you, Texas Instruments

No, you.

Because you keep parroting the same argument in the face of direct contradictions.

Are you a chatbot?

Incorrect premise. A pager is an ordinary consumer electronic device that can and did find its way into innocent hands.

Similar to a lot of other highly effective attacks, its also a war crime ☹️

Seriously? I assumed sterile hybrid