Beaners

lol

He represents half the country.

Unsweet iced tea

Different place or different girlfriend

Omg

Trump had sex with Bill Clinton you say?

First, can you sign this form for my unemployment job search? Thanks bye.

Kids get a free cookie, I don’t see why not.

Excuse me? Sixty MILLIMETERS!!!

Woke fuckin metric bullshit in my military???

Theres a game of chicken going on. Try to hold out until the illegal tariffs are refunded so you dont lose customers.

Slammed your mom

Who turns off the computer?

They failed to locate any functioning brain tissue

We discovered that the toilets were too small for your mom, we need another $20m for custom gold your mom size giant toilets

Drinking tomatoes

Mom is gonna be pissed

I’m embarrassed AND ashamed right now!

I can’t even