It’s shitty… but I get it. We already know the kind of petty craven asshole he is, hedging your bets in case he wins so he doesn’t shit all over you is a good play in theory. In practice he’ll still do it if you so much as hinted his shit didn’t smell like fresh strawberries, so why not go in guns blazing?

For reference on the no training side:

Dr. Dre and Dr. Venture: Both possess honorary doctorates. The former from UCLA, the latter from a Tijuana community college.
Dr. Pepper: Charles T. Pepper did have a medical doctorate. He is cited as a possible source of the name.
Dr. Evil: Evil medical school.
Zoidberg: Claims he lost it in a volcano, more likely a art history degree.
Dr. Horrible: Likely physics though he claims Horribleness (though it could be a catchphrase.)
Dr. Seuss: Intended to get a Doctorate of Philosophy, got an honorary doctorate of Humane Letters.
The Doctor: Per This - While pretending to be the Doctor in an effort to save herself from an army of Cybermen, one of the planet’s deadliest enemies, in Death in Heaven, Clara said: ‘I don’t even really have a doctorate. Well Glasgow University, but then I accidentally graduated in the wrong century.’
Doc: Does become a doctor at Storybrooke hospital in a live action show, “Once Upon a Time”, apparently not a surgeon though.
Spin Doctors: No doctors.

I feel like a fair amount of those on the trained side aren’t medical doctors (Phil, Ock, Robotnik, Lector, Honeydew) or at the very least, aren’t folks you’d want around for your heart attack.

Unless they’re going to do something like require octuple pay for anyone working on an election day, which in turn would fuck up the financial math of any business thinking about opening that day, making it a holiday won’t fix anything.

Mandate vote by mail federally. While your at it, copy Mexicos voter ID system and give everyone free voter ID’s.

One would think the next senate/house election in an area saying, “This guy voted against disaster relief for a disaster that directly affected you” would be an absolute killer, but some of these folks would vote for Lucifer if he had a R next to his name.

Clearly he should have slammed him.

Same but in my defense I only ever go to the music tab on spotify because I have no interest in any podcasts.

So that’s how I, a single guy who lives alone, ended up with 60 eggs

If the lore is accurate, after eating all of those you should be roughly as big as a barge.

Or dead from the cholesterol. One of the two.

If Vance gets absolutely demolished, which by all available evidence seems to be likely, Trump will clamor for another debate to try and fix things. If its middling, probably not.

The ol NIMBY/“I got mine, fuck you” combo pack

Old folks are retired, thus more free time, and I’m guessing there’s a bit of civic duty imprinted on them as well.

You can only get more conservative when you have things to protect like a house and a pension.

Most millennials retirement plan atm is die of heatstroke in 150 degree weather in a 8 person shared apartment in Alaska.

Previously, any time they’d normally go to court, which was fairly rare, per the article.

Twofold: One, they lost a case in arbitration that basically said arbitration isn’t usable.

Two: Lot of companies do arbitration to avoid court, which works fine and is cheaper if you’re not getting taken to court much. If 75,000 people that could do a class action suit all go to arbitration though, the benefit is lost. Lawyers threatened that. 3 grand a arbitration case x 75,000 people == 225 million dollars on fees alone.

Which would be replaced with “Can the Democrat win California by a large enough margin?”

If it’s going to be fucked either way I’d rather at least have it be fucked in a way where every vote counts the same rather then a Wyoming vote being worth like 4 times a California vote owing to the house of representatives population being limited which means Californians aren’t being properly represented in the house.

As opposed to now where like 10 states are tossups and the rest are locked in?

I just assumed that they forget the horrid shit because of some twisted confirmation bias.

Personally I figured it was that so much bad shit happened so constantly that it got remembered as just one bad thing rather then one hundred bad things. Damn near every day Trump was doing something new and stupid.

In that case its not targeted at a specific state, just at ensuring all states hold the same standard wrt drunk driving.

a nerf gun that fires foam darts. the price is prohibitive enough that no kid is going to feasibly be carting this around under normal circumstances.

In other news: The ocean is salty

It wouldn’t be an issue (or as much of one anyhow) if we had a house that wasn’t so limited in size (though one can extrapolate further and blame the electoral college, I doubt we could get an amendment to fix that, while a bill to fix the house, in turn resolving a fair amount of issue with the college, is far more attainable), but they won’t pursue fixing that either.