“I’ve had my ups and downs. My fair share of bumpy roads and heavy winds. That’s what made me what I am today. Now I stand here before you. What you see is a body crafted to perfection. A pair of legs engineered to defy the laws of physics and a mindset to master the most epic of splits.”

I’ll take things that will never happen for $200, Alex!

My selfhosted instance is still working. I’m the only user which probably helps it from getting flagged. If they manage to kill Piped and the other similar options, YouTube is dead to me.