It would be fun to calculate his “Lies per Minute”.

WHOOP WHOOP!

Fuck off you Trump suckist. Go gurgle his Glizzy in silence.

…He did know that a bunch of them tried to kill Hitler, right? He would not just make shit up in his mind and just believe what he wants, right? RIGHT?!

Imagine Trump as a Stoner.

“And they tell me, they tell me…” rips bong “Donald, (cough) Donald, you are the man with the… with the most vision”

That boii went super saiya-cringe mode.

Go Satan Go!

How the fuck are people who are this STUPID allowed to own Firearms? It’s a mircale that these cavemen even know how to operate firearms. What’s next? Shooting at the Hurricane? Attacking Firefighters?

This would be so awsome.

How to stop feeding the troll:

You need to understand that this is the wrong kind of free speech! /s

It’s amazing he can step outside without People trying to sho… oh wait.

Or " It’s Time To Take a Shit on the Company’s Dime", that one slaps as well!

“I love the job, but I love my country more.”

That’s a strong sentence. I hope he can now just enjoy the rest of his life.

Ah yes, Texas-Oblast-Barbecuing-Joint next to famous warm water port, right?

What? Why?

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