https://youtu.be/BQAKRw6mToA?si=QGOrdDLVOMULA1AR

The only correct answer

Statistically tied against these guys…

I could take her…

A crumbbuffler?

Donnie’s got Il Duce face, which means it’s more kickable.

World’s second most punchable face.

It doesn’t have a common name on purpose.

Protip: It’s not a threat if you never have any intention of following through with it.

I shall read now from the Book of Dalton: Chapter Three, Verse Four…

“Be nice. Until it’s time… to not be nice.”

A national fork? In Russia?

Sometimes the jokes write themselves.

Don’t bring Swayze back, my church is just getting started.

He’d go back on cocaine for Trump.

“‘He might forget’ is not enough to hang a country on.”

Its extremist views like this that are going to destroy our nation. ;p

Does he get to keep the skatepark?

Could have been buying olive oil… Way less dangerous buying olive oil.

I heard that trump loves to be fisted. That he wants Arnold Palmer in, elbow deep.

Middle-out.

Looks like John Oliver lit a fire under some folks.

If they didn’t want to find out, maybe they shouldn’t have fucked around.

They’re not “literal” Nazis…

They’re ISIS.