I’m using this opportunity to give the cute girl who comes into my work place my phone number.

If, by some miracle, I ever get a girlfriend, and we’ve been together for ages, and we’ve got that extreme comfortability, I’m definitely trying this once.

Hey, it’s better than it always being shit. I’m sorry about the bipolar though. However, hopefully, it’s been found out. You can get help more suited for that.

The anxiety is.hinestly such a bitch. And I’m so glad coming out has helped. I wish you all the best.

I mean, just from a quick duckduckgo, destruction of the universe isn’t technically illegal.

Depending on how well you do it, there should be no charges because it’ll all be gone.

I hope you’re good, man.

I think I’d be the opposite. I’d be like, “It still sucks, and the loneliness hits harder than ever, fella. But when you’re 24, you’ll get something that’ll change your life.”

Just to leave this oit there for the concerned; I’m fine.

Then, we need like thousands of actual skilled hackers to find every tiny security floor.

Maybe see what can be done. Like, maybe, coyod it trigger pain? Maybe sleep paralysis?

I mean. It’s all electricity, right? Ooh, maybe see if it can be over locked yo a point where it burns out.

Which one? The jar? Or the choccy milk?

I don’t know how my instance is gonna be about me linking directly to pornhub, but, and I can’t stress this enough. If you are under 18, do not search for this. But. If you want to find it yourself

Do not question how I found it, I just randomly stumbled across it whilst bored.

The Second one is one man one jar. I’m just gonna avoid linking that. Oh, actually, I saw an interview with that guy somewhere, but he was just like "yeah, I fuck glass bottles. They’re better than plastic. The incident in one man one jar was a complete accident, it was really interesting.

My spoiler didn’t work. Am giving up with it

Jokes on you, I saw a video of a lass saving a half empty glass bottle of chocolate milk up her fanny last night. Sure, it was only the neck, and it was for like barely any time at all, but still.

I think it’s jars that you’re supposed to avoid.

Is it the one that ends with .jp?

Have you got any idea if ghost spectre fucks woth how games and anticheats work?

Yes, mummy.

You’ll start making jokes about this, and then it’ll catch up to you. Then you’ll remembee this comment as you and your partner are sat in a pissy bath tub

This also works on boost.

Well, at least you didn’t really like the Adidas Predator’s.

See, I’m the opposite. I suffer from depression and riding/driving really helps with that.

Only I don’t get all that angry when I do. If someone annoys me, I just go for a simple under-my-breath “you twat”.

The bike works best for it. The big vroom helps quieten the sadness. Kinda hard to be sad when you’re sat on top of an explosive fuel and thousands of explosings happening between your legs. It’s kinda calming. To me, at least.

Before anyone asks, no I haven’t fucked my exhaust. It’s still the stock one.

See, that’s exactly why I don’t use an Ash tray or a bin.

I don’t throw it on the ground either. I just swallow it. There is no need to worry about littering or finding somewhere for it that way.

I mean, ww3 just isn’t gonna happen. Well, there’s a tiny possibility it might, but only in the sense that NATO fucks Russia. All it’d really take is air superiority. And NATO could achieve that in an extremely quick time. Might take a week, and it might take a day. But after that, there’s not much you can do. Russia launches 500 nukes? (That’s a very generous number). Either Russia receives back double that, or they get blown up before they can cause any “real” damage. That’s not saying they won’t cause damage, but chamces are, theres ways to intercept it.

I’m not a big fan of American governments. But I do have to admit, whilst they’re actual army personal may not be as good as some lather countries, there’s no way they’re not spending billions and developing extreme tools. I mean, they lost their own stealth fighter.

The UK SAS are regarded as THE best in the world, with lots of other special forces being based on them. Poland is buying US tech. Germany is on the right side.

I don’t know anything about militaries, but from my extremely basic understanding of the words armies, the US could supply air superiority. The British could probably infiltrate extremely well, as well as a ton of other EU special forces. I mean, one of them accidentally avoided the rest of their military for, I can’t remember hoe ling, and it probably wouldn’t take all that long to find where Putin is hiding.

On a closing note, it was supposed to be a 3 day operation. It’s been over a year, and Russia still aren’t sending their best aircraft. And the rest of the world aren’t even handing over their very best tech.

If Putin tried starting WW3, it’s a lose-lose. Either mutually assure destruction, or his people revolt and NATO slides in.

It wouldn’t surprise me if he used it as a cover-up for his more illegal preference.

AIAT!

Why just waste them? If they still work, either sell them on for a few pennies or whatever their condition is, donate them to others who’d still use them or pass them out for free.Or, I know you can in the UK, not sure aboit other countries, but i imagine EU countries would have this, and Americas probably should, but just recycle them.