He’s probably losing sleep over the fact that if he loses the election his best chance for staying out of prison is fleeing to Russia.

It’s always “just a joke” when people get offended.

Coward.

Don’t give them ideas, Republican states would probably love to force Narcan into locked, paperwork controlled boxes.

Trump’s entire political career has been absolutely riddled with what should have been career-ending PR disasters. Nobody can seriously believe that this one, or the last one, or the next one, will somehow be the one to do him in.

‘I love Puerto Rico and vacation there. I made fun of everyone,’ the comedian said

This is no different than “I have a black friend, I can’t be racist.” Absolute clown.

How about making a phone that’s a whole millimeter thicker just to make the glass thick and strong enough that it won’t break if you drop it?

Great idea! Unless of course the replacement of parts and broken phones is a core part of the business model.

Fascism thrives on establishing an “In” group that has all the power and all the rights, and an “Out” group that gets nothing but suffering and is scapegoated for everything. You can guess which group that half thinks they’ll be a part of.

Oh my, if only literally everyone could see this coming.

It won’t change anything. Nobody who still intends to vote for him is going to suddenly change their mind because he’s lost his. People aren’t voting for him because of his policies, they’re voting for him because of either their impression of his personality, or because he’s not a Democrat. There just aren’t going to be people who see THIS mental decline as the deciding factor while all the rest of the evidence that the pants-shitting dementia-patient wasn’t fit to manage his own medication, much less the country, just wasn’t quite enough.

That is some real Kentucky shit right there.

There’s exactly zero chance he’s passing up the chance to talk in front of a bunch of people because HE doesn’t think he has anything worth saying. That shitbird LOVES to talk, not having anything worth saying has never stopped him before.

No, Salvation Army can get fucked. You couldn’t pay me to shop there.

Time Travelers keep appearing and trying to kill them?

Didn’t Dominion already win at least one defamation lawsuit because some jackass was spewing these lies? Gonna love seeing Elmo have to pay up, just a shame it won’t cost him enough to make him shut the fuck up.

The rest of us want future articles to have none of whatever wanker came up with that clickbait-ass headline.

Just remember, if voting didn’t matter, the GOP wouldn’t try so hard to keep you from doing it.

I really tried to give the benefit of the doubt in interpreting the dumb shit he said, but there just is no version of his idiot ramblings that actually makes sense.

When all else fails, just tell flat out lies. It’s the Republican Way!

Only the police are allowed to do crimes, the rest of us just get purged.