Trump isn’t going to make it to 2028. I’ll be surprised if he lives to see 2026.

Nah you need something with BASS

Shit like this is why I won’t buy another handheld console again until they can smoothly run the latest games at at least 1440p 240hz (I was initially going to say 4K but 1440 is enough for a small screen IMO).

I don’t care if it takes a decade or more, I’m happy with my desktop; I’ll wait.

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Yeah seriously; I don’t recognize any of this crap.

Lol stop trolling. It was obviously an autocorrect typo.

“Trunk or treat” LMAO

Hey everyone, this person kidnaps children.

edit: What the fuck, people? I was just poking fun at their typo.

What took so long?

I’m more confused by why it’s the top comment with so many downvotes.

Yeah, seriously; is Dracula even involved in any of this?

Yes he can; just call it an “offical act” and suddenly it’s legal.

Speaking of which, does anyone know the best way to play Crazy Taxi on PC at 4K? The official PC port is so bad and so outdated that it’s completely unplayable.

Only if it pays because I have bills.

No, because we’re not in the year 2056 (sports gsmes tend to have the next year in the title, like cars).

Although a good chunk of them act like it, Boomers aren’t actually kids.

It’s also one of the few ways to get enough potassium, an essential nutrient for life (that, or eat a shitload of avocado-based dishes every single day). Learn to love it if you want to live a long life. There are also coconut-based drinks like Body Armor that don’t taste like coconut, but nothing beats the original source when it comes to getting the most potassium per dollar. So it’s best to get used to it and get over it like I did. Eventually you’ll enjoy the taste.

There’s no “wipe cache partition” option, like in Android?

Unfamiliar with Apple stuff; what does backing up, upgrading, then downgrading and restoring do? What benefit do you gain over simply not updating?

Yeah but that requires making phone calls, and I’m a Millennial. We don’t do phone calls.

Office chairs cause back pain, just like gaming chairs.

What you really want is a nice recliner and a big TV. Keyboard in lap, mouse on arm rest (or end table). I’ve been computing this way since 2008 and I’ll never go back to a desk ever again.