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Yea, that mass migration is not something I see happening…

That would be weirdly secure

Haiti cat: Miaow?

If anyone could run statewide without compromising too much, I would think it is someone like AOC.

They cashed in big enough to secure their billionaire status and don’t need the doompa loompa anymore.

Don’t humanize centipedes! That leads to strange and disturbing things…

Depends a bit where you live, but my guess is on average € 45-50k, with whatever local benefits there are. Which translates to between 3 and 4k a month, depending on whether a 14th month is included. But this can be a lot higher or lower depending on the location.

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Everybody should calm it with the jokes for 6 weeks, then unleash all the pent up puns and jokes. 6 weeks before the election should be close enough to not switch veep pick anymore, even for Don the Con

You’re goddamn right!

Drip-o’dickus

I think there would be enough time if the Republicans brought in the cavalry, i e. experienced spinners of truth and benders, if not breakers, of rules like Karl Rove. But even for these people with absolutely no regard for political mores the maga movement is too extreme to stomach. Too many of the GOP brain trust have been alienated, which is a stroke of luck for the Dems.

Your heresy is forgiven because you used the superior spelling of the metal in question.

That reminds me of a story of some business man who was playing at one of Trumps golf courses with his 12 year old son. Trump was right behind them and because he went with a golf cart he caught up with them. Now they had seen Trumps shot go in the bushes somewhere. You mark your golf balls so you know whose ball it is. Trump, undeterred, drove up with his golf cart, decided the best placed ball, the 12 yo kids, was his and continued playing with it to the absolute bafflement of the father and son.

Now this story is from way before he decided to go into politics, but already showed exactly what kind of person he is.

More bots

With Biden stepping aside and Trump being even dumber than he was (which to everyones surprise was possible apparently), I’m feeling a lot more positive about the US elections in November.

How did it flop in 2020?

Wait, Wiz Khalifa is a dude? I always thought it was a woman…

“Let me put it on for you”