He dates you

You can already do that with zero fees. The only issue is you have to redeploy the app after a week. That’s how AltStore works.

“A messing with our junta, it’s brand new!”

You can use a private Adblocking DNS on all OS at this point.

If you bother that much, why not just use the Pi as an OpenWRT router with DNS over HTTPS, and get a great router with awesome QoS and actual software updates in the process?

It’s a vast superset of whatever PiHole does.

You mean the Android app? Unfortunately I can’t even login with Mlem on iOS.