Oh my gourd!

Lemmiwinks is our mascot.

Do the opposite, don’t make eye contact and walk fast. The good old fashioned diarrhea walk. Anyone tries to stop you, tell them whatever poop related excuse comes to mind.

Why not both?

Boss makes a dollar. I make a dime.

That’s why I poop on company time.

*2

🤮

Great title, OP.

On the flip side, you’ll get free lip fillers and fresh honey.

It’s a possum-bility.

Why do these possum memes bring me so much joy… 😆

I see possum memes and upvote.

I see possum memes, I upvote.

Hisssssssssss

lol my brain was thinking it was part of a shaft and you confirmed it 🫡

Yeah if the pic on the right were created by a human, it would probably be a picture of a penis. Give those aliens something to ponder about.

I agree the cat looks mostly fat with very little quality protein content. 😸

Quick, somebody repost!

Their tiny t-rex arms were probably the chicken wings of their time. Forbidden wings…🤤

This comment section is saucier than OP’s dirty dishwasher!