Because boobs- psychostick

God damn. Are you my mother?

They’ll still sell our land to the Chinese.

Religious extremism.

From Spokane.

I’ve ordered 3-4 things from Amazon in my entire life. It’s really not hard to ditch if you grew up in a time before Amazon. I’m 39, I can go to the store.

We CAN do that. Whether we choose to as a society, is far more up in the air, unfortunately.

It’s also got some trick jaws, it’s not 100% from size alone. Like dunkleosteus, which had a novel jaw that amplified the force.

It’d be easier to just expose him to light.

Welp, that’s a felony.

My local gas station has one that’s 5X better and is cheaper.

Right? Like, that’s your thing right? Stealing money from people? How does this part not excite you? Do you even realize that this is happening?

Name a single Texas state government official that isnt/doesn’t.

You sure? We could make it an “art” exhibit if we sent him there directly from Texas. We could even make it a symbol of peace like the statue of Liberty. Call it “the big splat” or something.

They also pay taxes without receiving benefits.

"Mmm spank my wallet daddy! "

Gay top with a thing for chocolate lava cake. Don’t kink shame.

It’s not the only thing he reeks of.

Musk is a bacterial infection of the perineum.

“Mr. Stark, I don’t feel so good”