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They don’t aspirate when they run, their organs slosh around and just sort of push their lungs enough to keep them alive.

Horses not breathing while running opened a whole new world of anxiety for me.

Why did anyone ever think he was any good? The folksy paintings? The aw-shucks friendship with Michelle Obama?

This dipshit has the blood of millions on his hands. He gave us Alito. He destroyed as much of the administrative state as he could. His CIA daddy stole his election.

Can you imagine our world today if Gore had gotten in?

Fuck Cheney too, he only cares because Trump was mean to his shithead daughter.

No, modern polling is mostly useless. The respondents skew heavily in one direction (old people that answer the phone).

There is no sample size big enough to account for a complete cultural shift away from answering phone calls and text messages from people you don’t know.

Most polls report a response rate of about 90%, as reported by a PEW analysis of available studies. However, that is a made up number which does not account for attrition (quitters) or non-response to panel recruitment (no answers). If you include those numbers the real response rate is about 3%. Which means between the initial contact and giving their opinion 97% of people asked don’t participate in a given poll.

No you nailed it. The meme is a poor metaphor because it implies that the system has ever been superman or that OP believes it to have been superman.

Or that capitalism only behaves like Homelander when times are tough.

For many people Capitalism has always treated them like Homelander. For many people they’ve never seen the Superman fascade.

So this meme reads as though the creator only recently learned some world history, or has some privilege in life but is becoming aware of reality for others.

You could also fix it by just having Homelander say “I’m you!”

Both images should be homelander.

This meme’s got the spirit, but not a great visual metaphor

No I saw the video, they did a group hug first

This is the most interested I’ve ever been in Michael Jackson.

Yes, and gave out Rx like candy in Trump’s Whitehouse.

Ding Dong Ding Dong Ding Dong Ding BANAAANAAPHOOOOONE!

Good news! The mortality rate is so high it’s unlikely to spread as far as COVID!

Console skyrim mod enjoyers are weeping having to re-download 75 mods because Todd liked the word Creations more.

It’s a true statement of the vast and uncaring void that surrounds us.

Like a spring breeze to me

I’ve said it for 30 years, Marcia Lucas made Star Wars great. George Lucas has too many bad ideas to be allowed free reign. It’s why the prequels sucked (shut up the prequels suck, they have 10 years of supplementary story telling to flesh out the one-dimensional characters and terrible dialogue).

This isn’t even the worst thing I’ve seen on this bathroom break.

I have billions in my lawn. Just plant locals (guerilla style) and they’ll be back.

Look, I’m not saying our universe exists as a node in an infinite fractal of repeating universes, but one of these is the largest structure we can see and another is the smallest:

Glorious American Capitalism. Enshittification is just a word for the financialization of everything. Finance Bros run the world, and they know you have another .0265٪ disposable income they can get to make their line go up another quarter.