NoSpiritAnimal

This is the most interested I’ve ever been in Michael Jackson.

Ding Dong Ding Dong Ding Dong Ding BANAAANAAPHOOOOONE!

Good news! The mortality rate is so high it’s unlikely to spread as far as COVID!

Console skyrim mod enjoyers are weeping having to re-download 75 mods because Todd liked the word Creations more.

It’s a true statement of the vast and uncaring void that surrounds us.

Like a spring breeze to me

I’ve said it for 30 years, Marcia Lucas made Star Wars great. George Lucas has too many bad ideas to be allowed free reign. It’s why the prequels sucked (shut up the prequels suck, they have 10 years of supplementary story telling to flesh out the one-dimensional characters and terrible dialogue).

This isn’t even the worst thing I’ve seen on this bathroom break.

I have billions in my lawn. Just plant locals (guerilla style) and they’ll be back.

Look, I’m not saying our universe exists as a node in an infinite fractal of repeating universes, but one of these is the largest structure we can see and another is the smallest:

Glorious American Capitalism. Enshittification is just a word for the financialization of everything. Finance Bros run the world, and they know you have another .0265٪ disposable income they can get to make their line go up another quarter.

You’re not making any sort of factual statement, you’re making a series of suppositions about people you’ve not met without any underlying evidence or even a firm idea on what problem you say you’re identifying.

You’re sharing your (uninformed) opinion and expecting others to give it weight.

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Honestly a bone head move, great job tikatalik you putz

No I meant the psychos downvoting you.

Sweet lord the Brazilian tourists are out in force on this thread.

They found him in a hotel known for sex workers, in a district known for sex work, with an 11 and 12 year old girl.

What was he doing, tutoring them?

He fled the country to escape consequences and I think we’re all safer knowing his name and face.

I open the toilet seat to have a pee, a three foot flag unfurls from the ceiling, ITS HONDAFEST!

A small corporate social media account emerges from the bowl, screaming relatable phrases it copied from r/memes. ITS GIVING SAVINGS, FAM NO CAP.

My wife enters asking if I’m ok. I reach out for her, too late, she has become a smiling vacant eyed Summer’s Eve ad. Not so fresh, I weep.

No, to have in this instance means for the cake to exist in your possession.

Once you eat it, you don’t have it anymore. You can’t share a cake you ate, or put it back in the fridge, or add more sprinkles, it’s ceased to be a cake.

So have your cake and eat it too is impossible. The saying means something is an impossible desire.

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