Why would you rather be an uncertified sausage?

Come on now, he doesn’t only have sex with the grubby ones.

The repetition of “Q&A” reads like this comment was also outsourced to AI.

All memes now require thorough citations

“Forever brand” really has “forever chemicals” vibes.

It actually goes both ways

Looks dry.

Just imagine how hard a man sized antifa chicken would peck.

Ignoring the lack of actual protesters, I have never before seen the phrase “stares down” to mean “Watches from adjacent building while surrounded by own private army”.

I don’t know, without the Mr. Beast seal of approval, how do you know real humans have suffered torture and abuse in the making of the video?

I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together to Monopoly pieces. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

Not if you wear it, as nature intended, and slide around the edge of the board with it every turn.

Theres been a spotlight on him for over a decade at this point

It’s also been more than 4 years since the onset of the Spanish Flu pandemic.

Terrorcommunisocialism

Sorry, Trump can’t fight on this occasion on account of the bonespurs.

He should challenge them to a fight on the Whitehouse lawn.

Not much point in wearing fishnets if you hide your legs.

Well by the new definition of terrorism, opposing a fascist is indeed terrorism under the law.