Psst hey kids! Wanna fly some spaceships?

The first one is free, right? Right?

I would like to subscribe to the Biscuit newsletter please.

sees a chart with a bunch of different screw types, one of which is named after a person (Phillips)

names another random person (Robertson) as their favourite screw type

You’re a lunatic.

Truely a product of the internet.

That’s some commitment to getting the Vance meme into every news outlet.

Oh look, the database that scooped up all data on license plate movements was used for nefarious purposes. Who could have seen that coming?

Idk about you guys but I never said fuck and now I say fuck all the time because the prez does it

Tell that to the president of the free world

All he needs to do is raise his eyebrow at a terrorist and they die of cringe.

Did you read the article about the Democrat being arrested?

Also the villain shitting his diaper on screen probably wouldn’t be right for the franchise.

I hope you have worked as a vet on a farm, otherwise I don’t want to know how you have this knowledge.

When it becomes high risk to simply exist, that might finally be the tipping point.

You gotta get vids of him watching kids pee on a bed usually.

Autofilling all URLs to something completely different could be a fun way to browse

Someone should tell the Department of Government Efficiency that they have been staying in The Hilton. Probably flying first class too.

Is it really a majority? It’s fine for me on Boost.

Along with the image, Lee confusingly wrote, “This is what happens When Marxists don’t get their way.”

It is confusing because I’d guess there are no Marxists in office anywhere in the USA. But then he’s not totally wrong… If Marxists got their way, Trump supporters probably wouldn’t be emboldened to murder anyone who leans further left than Bush. Technically, it’s a pro-Marxist message.

I’d rather have a long life camera than AI face unlock.

I don’t know somewhere between The Croods and Threads?

I saw it and thought “that’s a weird title, intriguing” and then read the plain text of Chronos and was disappointed.