Big if true

Elon Musk is the immigrant they warned us about.

Measles isn’t real, it’s just a skin condition. You just gotta rub a little whale oil on it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vO3KbXMxHfw

I think with Biden as president, it would go something like this.

You should have said it none times

No, that’s the tooth doctor.

I don’t know what this has to do with birds.

You mean the guy that profits off it being a close race wants me to think it’s a close race?

$350 and it comes with USB-A? Not a chance in hell would I buy that.

When Harris wins she needs to weaponize the military against the children who chose Trump. It’s only fair.

Tony made a career out of inviting amateur comedians to the stage to make fun of them. He also made a career out of deciphering the ever changing flavor of Joe Rogan’s penis.

I don’t know what the fuck my uncle Ron did to you, but you leave him out of this.

I’m now aware that there’s a Vancouver in the US. I thought it was illegal Canadian votes coming over.

That’s pretty smart. You know he would never do it.

“You see! They cheated! Trump won!”

As they slide more fake ballots into the box.

Trump is going to be our next president, isn’t he?

Jon Stewart would be put to death if Trump had his way. To quote Mort Goldman, “Save Jon Stewart, he’s our most important Jew!”

They need a fire burning to point at and say that it’s coming for you.

That joke is more tired than Trump looks. GTFO here with that washed up shit. Detroit is a fucking fantastic city.

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