Good trial run, Carl. Next time we should try adding the coconut.

Feeling alone, the Army’s up the road
Salvation a la mode with a cup of tea

- Aqualung by Jethro Tull

Fuck, shit, cock, ass, titties, boner, bitch, muff, pussy, cunt, butthole, Barbra Streisand!

looks around at the state of the world

On its head? Seems to be the default.

Sorry you had to find out this way.

Ganon has seen some shit.

The hexagon was invented by Pappus Alexandria, centuries before the release of unrelated Belgian techno anthem Pump Up the Jam.

Base game got boring, I recommend the Ringfarers expansion.

This is not what I expected when I clicked “show more replies.”

You can’t shit-talk one authoritarian state and cheer on another.

Nothing says “holiday spirit” like a sweater with a bag of cash on it.

There are Sundays where the thought of having to spend 5 minutes filling up my pills for the week kept me in bed for hours.

Imagine my disappointment flying over Kansas and finding out it’s not really pink.

RB4 guitars should work.

https://www.ign.com/articles/fortnite-festival-finally-adds-support-for-rock-band-4-and-pdp-riffmaster-guitar-controllers

only you can’t use instrument controllers with it

https://pdpguitar.com/

Not 100% on drum compatibility as I have no interest in Festival, but it not only supports guitar controllers, but PDP even made new models for it.

RIP Rock Band, fuck Epic.

Might makes right. Got it.

Ends justify the means, got it.

“Aggressor packs up and goes home” is about the most meaningful end this three day year operation could have.