I’m a QA director and I also like smashing printers!

This!

😎

Imagine Apple putting in the work Valve or in to make Linux great except for themselves.

LMAO jk. They’re gonna just keep marking up for their brainwashed customer base.

Wood. Usually medium density particle board.

Firefox isn’t causing issues. X is.

Do it.

Hammers are cheap and don’t have my sissy pics in them while reporting to a company that spies on people.

There will be a big enough issue if people start saying how they’ve got theirs with no issues. The primary motivation for people not bothering with Linux is because Windows “just works” and Linux presumably was work. If degoogling stopped being work, then more would do it.

Linux has become extreme easy mode as well as a polished non intrusive experience and people are really drawn by that!

Now I have an excuse to buy one of those gold plated credit cards!

I got u.

That’ll be $1.

To do damage.

Lion is still trying SO hard!

Oh neat, it’s just like how I can ignore the “don’t do violent shit” laws!

Holup. Hamlet is the type of town, right? Not a guy’s name?

Also yeah that’s hilarious!

Meanwhile I could read more quickly and clearly than everyone while adding the right inflection and differentiating characters voices.

I thought that would make me stand out and be popular, but the other kids apparently saw it as alien.

You should probably switch Zoidberg with Dr. Pepper.

I worked in goodwill industries last year. They were paying disabled people subminimum, their regular people $11/hr and Todd Schrieber $200k with a $50k bonus.

Yeah sure kid, but I was reading the news when I was 3 and your work better be damn accurate!