Yeah after writing it I sort of realised I was pointing out the joke, but we’re here now.
Yeah after writing it I sort of realised I was pointing out the joke, but we’re here now.
Oh wow! How long had you been married to her?
Not many situations where you can use the phrase “I’ve often been born”.
I think I’ve met like four people in my life who wouldn’t get this joke.
They forgot to blank out her name though.
That’s almost how I migrated, except I had to give a month’s notice at work and I’d already found an address to register at.
Et tue, Brute?
I agree it’s surprising that people can smell ants as a genetic quirk, but it’s not typing-what-the-fuck-in-all-caps surprising.
Achter is like aft or after (as in behind); meer is like mere (as in a lake). Aftermere would be an English bastardisation of the name.
You’re going in the chokey for using an obscure abbreviation without saying what it means.
There’s a game called Heart & Slash which is very charming and has a soulslike streak to it. It’s quite hard to beat in totality but it’s enough fun that you don’t mind clawing your way to the end.
This is what one of the stations looks like:
There are stations on Anglesey where you have to stick your arm out to hail the train, and the only two routes they lie on are served by the kind of 1970s DMU like you mentioned on its way to Chester or a Pendelino on its way to London or something.
I used to know someone who learnt Dutch from age 60, and granted he’s very sharp, but if he can do that, I’m sure you can do this.
Physical attacks, as opposed to what? Chemical warfare?
You do that kind of arithmetic quite often if you work in a kitchen.
It’s like I’ve told a number of my bosses in the past: you have to treat the people making your money for you well, or they just fuck off. They never listen, and everyone always just fucks off. I’m a soothsayer!
That solves that, then, I suppose?