…ah-tah?

Have you seen what’s down there? It’s terrifying.

You don’t have to tell me. Deep down at the bottom of the ocean? The whole place is crawling with…capitalists.

Yeah, yeah. I know. Andrew Ryan gave us all the big, shiny speech, “sweat of your brow” and all that, but what’s he got down there now? Just a buncha junkies and opportunists running guns and peeling off all of that pretty art deco veneer.

Thanks but no thanks, Ryan.

37?!?!?

glances into mirror

Oh.

Right.

…Shit.

Hakuna oblongata.

I really like that the dinosaur is labeled and defined in that diagram.

My immediate thought as well.

Jolly Roger Bay, all day.

Boomhauer, for once in my life, I have no idea what you’re talkin’ about.

pops another beer

I wish.

Crypto-whatsit? Is that something from one of Bobby’s vid’ya games?

It’s a new form of money, Hank. VIRTUAL MONEY.

Well, excuse me, Dale, but here where I live, in the REAL WORLD, we already have a perfectly fine money. It’s called AMERICAN DOLLARS and it works just fine, I tell ya h’wat.

You say that now, Hank, but wait until the cyber-swarm-uprising of 2034 comes and replaces your precious “real world” with a virtualsphere so indiscernible from what you think you know as real! Wake up and see what’s coming on the horizon!

Can you see me kicking your ass on the horizon?

That concert is phenomenal and was my first introduction to Bret and Jemaine. I don’t think I’ve ever been sold faster on an act than that.

WHY? WHY? WH-WH-WHY?

BE MORE CONSTRUCTIVE WITH YOUR FEEDBACK, PLEASE!

WHY?!?

If it results in new works on par with the Oracle games, bring it on.

Okabe Rintarou has entered the chat.

Classic KITH.

“I have a chainsaw you can borrow.”

winces “Ooooh…I’m an AXE murderer.”

End of Evangelion intensifies.

The worst is not knowing if you’ll be able to collect the chest after the cutscene, or if the game will auto-teleport you to a boss fight or different area and cut you off from the treasure permanently.