be the repost you wish to see in this world
be the repost you wish to see in this world
I want to like hot showers, but it dries out my skin so badly, and it makes me feel like a pierogi that’s been left out too long; without any butter or sour cream
I’ve seen this reposted a lot, and yet I still always see it as thicc batman. the optical illusion is forever stuck in my brain
when he’s underwater does he get wet? or does the water get him, instead?
nobody prayed hard enough, so it got altered even more
not with that attitude
“I’ll have the chicken”
“and how would you like that cooked?”
“aight I’m-a head out”
SNAKE EYES
dads everywhere agree: click those tongs and slap those bags
lol nice
I just assumed it said “it belongs in a museum”
don’t forget to add some stanky interest on that principal
offshore drilling could be jammed in the background, too
I would just get NPR on, at the risk of hearing a really interesting segment of Radio Lab and having a driveway moment and sitting through the conclusion right as I get to the location.
also works with cats. and, importantly, let them approach you. if a cat thinks it was their idea to be pat, then they will love it so much more.
wise words. I started just playing to my strengths a few years ago, instead of overachieving for the nebulous award of being “the best”, and my life has gotten immensely more fulfilling.
my current employer isn’t asking me to be the best in my field, just good at what I do, and that feels great. I get shit done, and don’t feel the need to constantly reinvent the wheel. or feel the stress of failure when something is over my head.
I found a ridiculous road closure last week, and GPS routed me through a ton of backroads I had never taken before. It was only marginally faster, but I’m glad I was constantly moving, and not on a highway-turned-parking-lot for those 2 hours. Also, we got to experience some new scenery that we may never have seen otherwise, which is at least interesting.
if 5 people are sitting together, and 4 of them proudly proclaim to be nazis, and the 5th person doesn’t leave - there are 5 nazis sitting together