KingJalopy
I’m the king. Of jalopies.
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We don’t talk about those
Gotta be careful where you drop pollen these days.
As a pest control professional, I assure you that wasps aren’t trying to fuck you up. They get aggressive in the late season but for the most part they won’t fuck with you unless you are a threat. I’ve knocked down countless wasp nests with my brush and only been stung a few times. Those times I got stung I was really asking for it by how I went about it. They’re also accidental pollinators so they do help more than people think.
3·19 days agoGovt pot. It’s just a dime of sad Reggie that got marked up 100,000,000x due to the modern miracle of bureaucracy and corruption.
I just tried to imagine this and my brain kinda vomited a bit I think.
They can recognize faces actually. They know you from other people. My wife and I had one living in our lamp between our recliners for about 6 months. They’re super awesome.
Shit, sign me up.
Must be a Brazilian chicken or something
Bigly, if true
Also, this just in, water is wet!
No I haven’t. Ever.
Louder, so those in the
southback can hear it
I used to spend hours loading roms on my Nexus. Now I just spend hours removing Google from themselves
I can think of a few people… Maybe only a few dozen million, but they’re out there.
One time one of my friends got wasted and pissed in the hole of my guitar. True story. It was leaned on the wall and he awoke in a drunken stupor and thought it was the toilet. Miraculous part was how he managed to get most of the piss directly in the hole while simultaneously being drunk enough to confuse it for a toilet.
5·2 months agoBut the points! I need to track how well my comment does…
Sometimes I forget to post the eviction notice in advance.