You’ll be missed, my cocaine.

Tutor people trying to get better at solving coding puzzles?

I’m going to make a solar powered, battery backed, portable power supply that’s beefy enough to power an Amcrest wifi security camera 24/7. The front gate entrance to my house is pretty far away and I’d like to point a camera at it that I can view on my local area network.

Wow that voice is amazing! I got goosebumps when she went all guttural for a second there

Basically the same thing…

I’m gonna guess pacemaker

let myTrue = true === true ? true : true

n.b. I tried to call your js baby a word that rhymes with “tree farted” but I got censored. Probably for the best.

Typescript is Javascript with extra rules added to keep you, the developer, honest and explicit. The main way it does this is by enforcing types. This is a whole subject in and of itself, so here’s a lazy hand-wavy example from an internet stranger:

// regular js You, the developer: “hey js compiler, I’m gonna make a new array” JS compiler: “Cool, dude!” You: “Now please push ‘cat’, 5, NaN, and Date.new() onto the array” JS compiler: “No problem my guy (or girl)! You probably know what you’re doing!”

// typescript You, the developer: “hey js compiler, I’m gonna make a new array” Typescript: WHAT. THE. FUCK. Just like that?? An array of what, exactly?! Do you even know?? You’re grounded, mister. Don’t ever try to pull that shit again. The FUCKING nerve.”

Basically you and the compiler are co-parenting a removed js baby and you can pick between deadbeat dad or helicopter Karen mom.

This reads like it was written by an AI trained exclusively on Indian call center telemarketers