[email protected] if you want to know the real Tim Walz.

Every time Stephen Miller yells, another hair falls out of his scalp.

Paul is a weird name for a girl. I’d rather go with McKenzie or Murphy or Noah. Now those are some girly names.

I hear Austin is a great place to live. The only problem is you might want to leave Austin once in a while.

Damn you wine! This would have never happened if not for you. How can I deal with all these problems you’ve caused?

With… wine?

-Rudy Giuliani

Changed it. Thanks.

I’m around the same age as you, and I taught myself front end development. Don’t let anyone say you can’t learn. If you want to make websites, I suggest HTML => CSS => JavaScript => React.js. I recommend learning on Scrimba.com. They have a screen cast system where an actual instructor tells you what to do in plain English with the corresponding code on screen. If you want to see how a change would affect the code, you can pause the cast and run the code yourself.

And if you want to learn back end, a back end programmer suggested learning PHP. Still in high demand in the job market.

My dog barks some. Therefore nuke Gaza.

Use your words. Tell her you don’t want to and why.

Taketomi Island. Very chill, really beautiful place. Would love to visit again.

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“Mother of Wifi” is a stretch. But “mother of Alka-Seltzer”? Definitely. “Midwife of the traffic signal”? Sure.

Yay, it can be stopped. Somebody else get on that right away.

You’re right. Guess I’ve got Covid on the brain.

Fun fact: Orson Well’s last role was Omicron, the planet sized transformer in Transformers the Movie. Since he was a method actor, he ate so many peeps he became the size of a planet.

Was the chocolate bar shaped like a gun? No?

Also, isn’t homicide a crime?

Matter is just wiggles until you perceive it.

Case in point: Measles. It was a thing when I was a kid. Then it wasn’t. Now my kids have to deal with Measles because we can’t teach scientific literacy.

I’ve never heard of Krita before, and now twice in one day. Please tell me why?

If Ninja can become a rapper, any asshole can.