This shit just makes me roll my eyes. He’s a stupid 80 year old man baby.

I would love for a reporter to say “Mr Trump. You posted a video of you in a King costume dump fecal matter on American citizens. Do you see yourself as a king shitting on America?”

If Trump had done this the first time around before Covid hit, many more people, including his fat ass, would have died.

Presidents who can’t remember history tend to repeat themselves.

I have a fridge magnet letter “A” perched in my butthole goaste style. Wonder what that means?

You know, I made almost this exact comment on reddit and they banned me for it. Funny.

You also forgot one major point, Canadians are nice until we aren’t. We’re mean mother fuckers in war time.

I feel the US is hitting boiling point and things are going to go entirely off the rails very soon. Canada will probably need to set up refugee and asylum centres.

everyone will suddenly be trying to engage in their own power-grab plans, it will be complete chaos.

I’ve always said when Trump dies MAGA will eat it’s own head. The power grab back stabbing will be hilarious.

Americans are cowards. This is an expected outcome.

I want it to happen on camera so I can bookend it with Charlie Kirk.

Vance won’t be able to capture MAGA any more than a used condom filled with Trump’s diaper drippings would.

When Trump dies, how long do you think Stephen Miller will try to keep it quiet?

Trump needed the presidency to keep him out of prison. Steven Miller needs Trump’s protection so 8 year old girls don’t take his lunch money.

Most of them are going to end up working farms they no longer own.

A lot of farmers are killing themselves. The US will have to give migrant workers a path in - which is kind of big picture funny.

Americans won’t do anything. They’ll let it happen. They’re fat cowards with a head full of US exceptionalism propaganda.

The only thing that might save them is Trump is old and his brain is turning to pure cholesterol. When he dies, that will kill MAGA. Other people will try to fill his shoes, but MAGA is a purely Trump cult. It isn’t about ideas, truth, values, or changing anything. It’s just praying to an orange pig-god.

MAGA will eventually eat it’s own head - and I think it will be bloody and violent against itself.

The only hope is all the damage Trump and MAGA are currently doing can be undone. It will take decades to restore US relations with other countries. You’ll need to change how the administration can be held accountable to laws. Fix the supreme court. People (ICE agents, everyone in the admin committing crimes, etc) will need to see the inside of prison cells to prove the “American way” prevails. Without that, there is no reason people won’t try again.

If I were a betting person, I would put money on the US fracturing in the next 10 years though. It’s too far down the hole now.

LOL. So?

All MAGA men have Grindr accounts. They crash Grindr whenever they all meet in the same town.

I have some chicken bones left over from last nights dinner. For only $1000 a head I’ll throw them on the ground and tell you all about someone.

I won’t be surprised when MAGA gives Miller a Charlie Kirk neck piercing.

Trump doesn’t even deserve to stand in the same room with MY dirty socks, and I’m just an average Canadian.

He knows.

He and all the other MAGA fucks are using it to their advantage. Trump is stupid as shit to begin with but now his brain is turning to mush. They show him AI videos of Portland burning or whatever and he starts making decrees. In exchange they tell him they’re building him a big throne room.

In the speech he said

"As history teaches us, the only people who actually deserve peace are those who are willing to wage war to defend it. That’s why pacifism is so naive and dangerous. It ignores human nature and ignores human history. Either you protect your people and your sovereignty or you become subservient to something or someone. "

That sounds like an invitation for true patriots to “fix” the current administration.

My favourite bit of all of this.

The Defense Secretary pointed to his own regimen as an example. “It all starts with physical fitness and appearance,” he said. “If the Secretary of War can do regular, hard PT [physical training], so can every member of our joint force.”

“Today at my direction, every member of the joint force, at every rank, is required … [to] meet height and weight requirements twice a year every year,” Hegseth added.

Someone remind me what fat orange bag of festering mayonnaise if at the top of these joint forces. I forget his name. I don’t really see him doing jumping jacks.