I’ve never understood how that’s an insult. It’s like shouting, “Hey, you! Yeah, you, who does that thing that I really want you to do to to me! You do that thing! HA! Loser!”

Like, anyone here not want me to do them a quickie? Bet you I can inhale your entire wang and sack at the same time without gagging.

I don’t know what the url is, but I remember as a wee child exploring the internet before pictures were quick to load, and the text was all we had, finding a story about a wife discovering her husband sexting with another woman. They proceeded to surprise him, and yes, a strap-on was pulled from a bag. The only phrase from the story that I can recall was him describing it as a telephone pole being shoved up his ass.

…I’ve never been able to find it again. If you find such a thing, don’t ever let it escape you.