Hyphlosion

While WFH is amazing, your colleagues just going poof and never knowing what happened to them is a big downside.

OCTOPUS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD

You don’t have to accept being called anything. Doesn’t have much use outside the Internet anyway.

You don’t say “That trans person over there” or “That cis chick over there” or “That gay dude over there.” You say their names. (Or “that person” if you don’t.)

Because no one is really going to care about my sexual orientation in a formal setting or when they come across me or another random person at the grocery store.

You can call me a leaf for all I care. We most likely won’t be seeing each other the next day anyway.

For me, that would be the 3D Mario games (or any Mario game, really).

I have over 70 hours logged into Super Mario 3D-Stars, and that’s just the newer way I’ve played these games.

ME: You forgot the comma in that sentence. Commas are important!

DEVIL: Keep it up, jackass…

That’s okay. I didn’t want to go to sleep tonight anyways.

Don’t look at me. I’m too lazy.

Use a space time machine. Problem solved.

There are only two things I can’t stand in this world: People who are intolerant of other people’s cultures, and the D̶u̶t̶c̶h̶ French.

A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one!

#GexIsBack!

@GlowingLantern I’d have a compilation so I could enjoy multiple titles in one package. Super Mario 3D All-Stars or the Sonic Mega Collection come to mind!

#loopholesFTW #AlwaysThat1Guy