the sleep issues.

Ah, the life of a sysadmin

Except if they’re on “our side” if course.

Ohio skibidi.

Cuddling?

I’m dreaming of a white Christmas

Not as dumb ass you might think

https://what-if.xkcd.com/6/

https://xkcd.com/1393/

It’s only 3 years older: Bob Page from Deus Ex’s intro cinematic.

https://chiefobrienatwork.com/

Yes.

https://xkcd.com/1172/

They will make it even less visible in the next update.

Kaio-what?

Oh God imagine we’d actually found huge parallel footprints.

Well that explains where Italy went

Take that, Euclid!

Communal narcissism