Holy SHIT

Oh come on, “I can’t learn languages because I’m mentally ill” is a pretty good excuse 😂

At a guess, the invention of heavy metal. I don’t mean lead and stuff btw

I don’t know what that’s got to do with it, since fertiliser is subsidised too

Are veggies not massively subsidised too though? Also harvested and packed by grossly underpaid labourers?

Great list, thanks!

Short way of saying “I use the wrong browser”

worry about it starting every season

Honda. Any mower with a Honda engine will start first time every time

Thanks bot, that was as clear as diarrhea

Just to be pedantic, mowers are 4-stroke because they need torque, not speed

Things like chainsaws are 2-stroke

Hey great work man!

If you think this is very witty and a gotcha, you’re wrong. This argument doesn’t work in reverse because whoever is using iOS already knows all about Android, since, y’know, it has most of the mobile market in its grip

This is like yelling about straight pride

I vow to do the same on each appropriate thread my Liege

It’s only right

You type well for someone holding their head at 90°

It’s true though, every thread about Windows is full of Linux users saying how you should just use Linux, and others saying they still can’t because it still doesn’t work properly after all this time. Then you get the Linux users saying “iT jUSt wORks”, then posting shit like this demonstrating that it clearly still doesn’t

Therein lies the problem. The kind of people who only use a web browser have absolutely no need to use Linux as there are far better options

The kind of people who would like to switch to Linux do far more than just use a web browser, and Linux still doesn’t “just work” after all this time

I’d rather superglue my foreskin to an angry ferret then poke its ringpiece with a mustard-dipped asparagus tip than click on a shitty thumbnail like that

“Torrent Galaxy is offline and the admin was really stoned and like, totally overthought this message”

I know! If it said “Friends, cake, tea” it would rhyme

You went to a country with incredibly poor-quality, high fibre ultra-processed food, coupled with medieval-level plumbing, then clogged a toilet and said -

Probably just coincidence

😂

Mate…