Hossenfeffer

Milky milky

Doh! Good question. I leave it as an exercise for the reader.

We’ve gone past guillotine, past morgue, past burial… now we’re into illegal exhumation and vivisection humor territory.

How are you coping with the over abundance of vowels?

You shouldn’t stare too long at this photo with your naked eye or you’ll go blind.

Of course Thickie Hawking would say that ~Albert Einstein

He looks like he’d give good hugs.

I like this one:

The Solderer

When a retired assassin repairs a personal computer belonging to the daughter of the President of the United States, something, something, a lot of kicking and grunting. Starring Jason Statham

It’s turtles all the way down, young man.

small voice Oblate spheroid.

Yup, bury me in a burlap sack in a deciduous forest.

Why deciduous? Because fuck pine trees, that’s why. I don’t want to feed those assholes.

You still wouldn’t be able to find the end to unpeel it.

Company: But you can finish work half an hour earlier this Friday, or stay and enjoy free pizza on us! Half a slice per person, max. No fancy toppings.

It’s constant dead cats on the table.

“Bondi is also making a push to deemphasize prosecutions of white-collar crimes, purge diversity programs within the DOJ, reintroduce the federal death penalty, and to root out lawyers who aren’t willing to march in lockstep with Trump ideologically.”

Shitting biscuits.

An ass-needed thing?

Ordi needs to fucking grow the fuck up.

And the name of that Albert Einstein…?

By saying nothing you make yourself complicit in keeping this betrayal a secret. Unacceptable to me, at least.

“… hey Mark, I’m truly sorry to have to do this but you need to see this text from your dad.”