Boop that snoot now. Go on, don’t you dare leave that snoot unbooped.

Golden Parachutes are for those who damage the population, not the brand.

Silly caboose, get your head in the game & damage a way of life!

Wait… Like the Principality of Sealand?

Was Major Bates still there?

May I suggest…

“A Relatively Unheard of Agreement in a Mild Shade of Aquamarine?”

I choose to believe they’re blueprints for the National Archives & these two might just know someone wacky enough try and to steal the Declaration of Independence.

Rolled up blueprints.

Maybe it’s stunning because the queen is dead?

“What’s wrong with your cat?”

“Fuck nose”

“Well then why the hell did you bring in the cat?”

“Fuck nose?”

I believe he’s commenting on the idea that state of the current democracy has led to his wrongful arrest.

He’s asking onlookers, “Is this really what you voted for?”

…and anything with that many spikes on it is visually threatening your gullet, but it’s still delicious.

I would like some weed. As a nonscientist, answers come secondary to weed.

CARROTS CAINT FIGHT BACK

PURPLE FISH ARE AN ABOMINATION NO MATTER HOW MANY

RED FISH & BLUE FISH DO NOT MIX

KEEP ICHTHYOLOGY PURE

LORAXES ARE FOR WIPING YOUR BUM & DO NOT GET TO NAME OUR TREES

…dammit. 🫥

Well, that’s awesome. I hope to photograph a Viceroy one day, but I don’t think I’m in their current habitat.

I baby sat for a kid whose mom was a herpetologist. She showed me the line on the Viceroy’s wings, differentiating it from a Monarch, and taught me it was poisonous to predators.

Then she stuck a snapping turtle in my face, scarring me for life. She was pretty damn awesome.

Ah, very cool! Thanks! I remember the Pepper Moths lesson from bio, but guess I just never considered that butterflies may have evolved into poison production for protection.

Appreciate the info!

Huh, that’s really interesting about the butterflies. Do you know if that’s how Pipevines & Viceroys developed their poison?

I didn’t know there were poisonous butterflies until I read about Pipevines coating their clutches with poison for protection.

I found out about mushrooms the fun way.

Solo Time: nannnannaeeeerrr naw nanaeeer nNannnnnnaaaawweeeerrrnnnannnwwweerrrr ddddddrrreeeeeeeeeenanannananannanaaeeeeeeeeeweeeeeeeewweeweerrrerrrrrteeeeeeeee^f

The Dirty Dozen Brass Band’s cover of The Meter’s Cissy Strut, with Robert Randolph on pedal steel.

It’ll shake the funk out your ass.

Who will roll you down the stairs

Confiscate your wares

May even shoot your dog