No candy for you!

Maybe meet them half way and sit on the porch and hand out candy? I used to go to my parent’s house to help them hand out candy and I noticed it took a bit of effort for the smaller kids climb the stairs. There’s no railing and knowing how dangerously slick their steps got if they were damp, i started sitting at the bottom to hand out candy.

It seems trick or treating isn’t as popular with the kids as it used to be. Ironically, it seems more popular than ever with adults. Some houses I’ve seen look like they must rent a storage unit to keep all the decorations they put up. We used to fill a set of dad’s old clothes with leaves, splap a plastic punkin on top for a head and call it a day

Going down?

Innocent people don’t lie repeatedly

I guess there are multiple acceptable answers to that question

Florida has a pile of shit lying in the middle of it, can you guess it’s name?

I avoid the baby talk with my nieces and nephews after they get past one year old. My oldest nephew said I’m his favorite because I don’t talk down to him

With dogs i think the inflection in your speech is what they pick up on more so than the actual word. Same goes for spelling something out. Next time try singing it

The headline doesn’t do justice. This creep stole millions in funds from EMS and the Fire Department and donated thousands of it to Republican candidates. He was GOP party county chairman and recieved an appointment from Mike Pence and was also his guest at the Trump inauguration. It goes downhill from there

They just gloss over the fact that the man helping Giulianni push the laptop issue turned out to be a Russian asset

Little known fact, Florida floats

And what’s the deal with Lake Superior, does it get filled in?

They love the feeling of smoke being blown up their ass. How else do you explain them endorsing candidates that consistently vote to make it easier for criminals to get their hands on military grade weapons?

… in America. Fixed that for you

I’m lazy so I tend to look up endorsements from unions

I think a lot of has beens hitch onto whatever they think will pull them back into the spotlight. Trump is easily manipulated like that. Compliment him and if he retreats you, you’ve got a million new followers

More recently, LTG Michael Flynn

There’s an anxiety that takes hold when people are lost. It can make people very irritable and cause them to rash things because it feels better to do something even if it’s the wrong thing. I’ve found this out from years of backpacking using a map and compass. GPS software is a great thing but I can understand why some people don’t trust it, it’s not without it’s faults. You can’t trust it explicitly. IMO because of this technology we are losing our ability to know where we are in a space. Following the linear directions from a GPS app we don’t picture where we are in relation to our destination. Your friend probably had memorized how to get to his job at that exit by arriving at it from a particular direction. Deviation from the norm threw him off. It’s interesting how technology changes us and we become dependent on it. I grew up reading maps before GPS having had delivery jobs, still have the county map books. There was a time when people navigated by stars at night and by following flowing water.

The bankruptcy case got thrown out but after getting handed the bill he’ll be bankrupt

First they came for the communists…