What, the pharaoh didn’t eat the cheese in the afterlife? It’s like leaving cookies and milk for santa and the mf-er didn’t bother to eat it

Nuclear plants also have to built adjacent to reliable water supply. I’ll bet the land is more expensive and a bigger environmental impact whereas the location for solar is more flexible

200 bucks? You got off cheap. Did they give you an aspirin?

The only thing I see wrong with this is you let your daughter boss you around

PayPal sent me an email telling me I couldn’t use their service because I had a VPN. No big deal, I’ll just start using my credit card. A few weeks later PayPal emails me to say we’re all good and I can use them again

It’s like trying to wipe my ass with a CVS receipt. That’s why I never leave home without my supply of 2 ply

Saw it in the metroparks at Stinchcomb. We really lucked out, great view!

Rotisserie for best results

I don’t know. People will proudy tell you they are staunch conservative anti socialist, all while collecting a check from the government

What a strange sentence

Why are you on Lemmy asking children for parenting advice? Seems like most responses are blaming you as if an adult needs to be taught something as rudimentary as loading a dishwasher. Simple solution, box up all the plates, cups, silverware. Replace with disposable stuff

It all gets dumped in the ocean

“We’re oppressed/we have them on the run”

This is your brain on quantum physics?

Most of the time power outages are causes by power lines getting taken out by falling branches, cars crashing into utility poles, ice build up, wind. I think it’s great you have renewable energy sources but pretty sure it’s irrelevant.

Because not every situation is exactly the same as yours

Corporations build houses, why would they build houses they couldn’t own?

Thank you for your service

Gathering carts was my favorite job when I worked at a grocery store! Fresh air, a break from all the people, help old people with loading their trunk. At the time the cars and carts were still made of metal and shit got scratched up. Now everything is made of plastic and I don’t get the outrage. I got a million problems and this ain’t one of em

Unmotivated people die too