Sounds like she saved you a lot of trouble, lol

I know you’re just using the same title as the Reddit post, but “Muslim-American” is probably the silliest hyphenism I’ve ever seen

“Dongles per snongle” sounds like a British person measuring the gender ratio at their local pub

Cock-and-ball sink

The tear ducts point themselves toward the harmful content for more effective weeping

Yeah, I really don’t understand taking amphetamines for recreational use. It’d be like putting on my work pants to go to a party.

Don’t be obtuse. The original map deliberately favored Republicans. The new map is more fair than the original. A fair map “aids” Democrats when compared to an unfair map which is biased in the Republicans’ favor.

This is not the same as the Democrats “gerrymandering” in their favor.

Fair enough! My compliments on your character’s backstory - that sounds fun!

Also, I would think that a second big bang would be morally neutral on a universal scale, but that’s not much comfort for the people currently existing…

You may know about the Bessemer process, but how would your character discover this process? Unless your character is an accomplished blacksmith or engineer, I’d call metagaming.

… I know that’s a bit of a buzzkill, but that’s where my mind goes.

Potato Potãoto

Y’know I’m a patriot and all, but I wish we didn’t spend so much of our national budget on the Meme Force. Let’s stop shipping our memes overseas and start meming in our local communities

… fuck. You’re absolutely right. All my theorems - flushed down the drain.

I think it has to be A. You figure that if it were B, the people on the track would suddenly be traveling at a high velocity, but the train’s velocity wouldn’t be impacted at all, since there was no impact between the train and the people. Wouldn’t this mean that the portal had created energy, which is impossible?